วันอังคารที่ 4 พฤศจิกายน พ.ศ. 2551

ตลกนอก 4

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.
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BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
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GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
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GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..